We've Done It For You; Here Are Some Extremely Abridged Versions Of Classics So You Don't Have To Deal With Them
You don't even need Cliff's notes anymore. You're Welcome.
1. Look. No one actually wants to read the classics, we just want to be able to convincingly PRETEND like we've read them. The problem with Cliff's notes is that you have to actually READ those too. Well, don't worry about it. We've found a solution.
and now you know.